BB Gun – Roger Alan Wade This is a fun song, but I couldn’t find tabs anywhere on the Net. So I tabbed them myself. Hope you enjoy it. -Rokitman- I’d like to [E] shoot you in the ass with a [B7] BB gun Lay there in the tall grass and [E] laugh at what I done Put a blood blister u[A]pon each bun I’d like to [B7] shoot you in the ass with a [E] BB gun I’d love to [E] rub your toothbrush on a [B7] sick monkeys butt Give your home phone number to some [E] perverted nut Tell everybody whatcha really weight and [A] just for fun I’d like to [B7] shoot you in the ass with a [E] BB gun I’d like to [E] shoot you in the ass with a [B7] BB gun Lay there in the tall grass and [E] wait for the cops to come Put a blood blister u[A]pon each bun I’d like to [B7] shoot you in the ass with a [E] BB gun I’d love to [E] kick your poodle, I’d [B7] love to sling your cat Bust your Yanni CD’s with a [E] baseball bat Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying [A] nun I’d like to [B7] shoot you in the ass with a [E] BB gun I’d like to [E] shoot you in the ass with a [B7] BB gun Lay there in the tall grass and [E] wait for the cops to come Put a blood blister u[A]pon each bun I’d like to [B7] pot Sally Fields right square in the ass With a Red Rider BB [E] gun.